OK. For anyone who cares enough to pay attention to these announcements, here's what we're going to do.
I ended up gone most of last week, some of which was planned, but most of which wasn't. I should be back Monday, but as of Saturday afternoon still feel like an extended Mucinex commercial is having a bar fight in my face. It's not pleasant. I haven't been checking email or responding to messages, and I apologize. On the other hand, shut up - I'm dying over here.